I smoked with a glass of milk because Im beautiful

Stolen from NekoMangaka

[ ] January: I cuddled with...
[ ] February: I stabbed...
[ ] March: I pulled...
[ ] April: I ran naked with...
[ ] May: I banged...
[ ] June: I raped...
[ ] July: I had sex with...
[ ] August: I licked...
[ ] September: I ninja-kicked...
[ ] October: I slapped...
[x] November: I smoked with...
[ ] December: I ate out with...

Pick the day you were born!

[ ] 01: The kool-aid guy...
[ ] 02: A horse...
[ ] 03: A porn star...
[ ] 04: Some cheese...
[ ] 05: An Ipod...
[ ] 06: My neighbor...
[x] 07: A glass of milk...
[ ] 08: A pickle...
[ ] 09: Santa Claus...
[ ] 10: A hobo...
[ ] 11: My best mate...
[ ] 12: Paris Hilton...
[ ] 13: A whore...
[ ] 14: A cat...
[ ] 15: A bisexual...
[ ] 16: A crackhead...
[ ] 17: A cereal box...
[ ] 18: A lesbian...
[ ] 19: A homo...
[ ] 20: A toothbrush...
[ ] 21: A toilet...
[ ] 22: Your mom...
[ ] 23: An Easter egg...
[ ] 24: The profile owner...
[ ] 25: Myself...
[ ] 26: My ex...
[ ] 27: An orange...
[ ] 28: A ninja...
[ ] 29: A homosexual...
[ ] 30: A llama...
[ ] 31: A duck...

Pick your favorite color!

[ ] Red: Because I have amazing boobs.
[ ] Orange: Because I was dared too.
[ ] Yellow: Because I smoke crack.
[x] Green: Because I'm beautiful.
[ ] Aqua: Because it was cool.
[ ] Blue: Because I wanted to.
[ ] Purple: Because I'm a pimp.
[ ] Pink: Because I like noodles.
[ ] Brown: Because I'm gay.
[ ] Grey: Because that's how I roll.
[ ] White: And I'd do it again.
[ ] Black: Because I'm sexy.
[ ] non of the above: Because I've got abs

That...makes sense...
I smoked with a glass of milk because I'm beautiful